It came from the void!

[Itcamefromthevoid]

*crawls up from the portal*
Oh he-*coughs up a dog collar* hello there.
I ugh. I came from the void to join you all thanks for having me. I'd tell you about myself but even I am unsure of what exactly I ugh... Am...
But I assure you I am friendly and not at all hungry for. *coughs up a cat skeleton* for living flesh. Anyway nice to meet you all.

 

[Hekazu]

Hello new person! Welcome to Writing Home!

You might want to see someone for that cough of yours. Or check which parts of your diet you can actually digest and adequately prepare your food. One or the other.