*sighs from beneath the brim of my top hat*

[Lady Asjira]

To say I loath speaking about myself is an understatement...... but alas here I am.

*tips my top hat* Hello, I am the lady in the Tipped top hat. I have been writing since I was about 14 *swirls my vodka in its ice* you can do the math on that one from my D.O.B. I am a dyslexic ass bitch who's muse likes to frequently play dead or mock me and occassionally I wrangle both my muse and ADHD into actual post.

*tips my glass up for a drink*

 

[Lady Asjira]

*puts on another top hat* Ohh darling, you already know how tantalizing I am. That is why you followed me here *blows a kiss* dashing in my hat.

 

[UndeadEyes]