Greetings, Earthlings, I come in peace!
Do not bother taking me to your leader, I'd rather chill with the grunts on the lower decks.
In case you're curious, I am a certified amateur(*) goofball with a factory-misconfigured(**) brain, a permanently welded-on pair of rose-tinted glasses, a quirky sense of so-called humour, a deep fascination with the Hooman condition, a smattering of weird kinks, an overactive imagination run amuck, and a tendency to get in trouble for any of those traits. I am also a projection of a fairly unremarkable random schmuck, who enjoys the compartmentalization, freedom, and occasional escapism that the separation between a pseudonymous online persona and the real-life person behind the keyboard offers.
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(*) Can't call myself a professional if I'm not getting paid for it.
(**) Too late to do anything about it now as it's long out of warranty.
I go by "Lurker" or "Al Terego", but you can call me Al, or "goof" if you consider yourself a friend (which is always a possibility since I have come here to chew bubblegum and make friends, and I'm all out of bubblegum).
I have dabbled in roleplaying for quite a while, tabletop (D&D - as a player and a DM) in the past and freeform on other sites, although I am currently a little burned out on writing.
See you around,
-- Lurker
Do not bother taking me to your leader, I'd rather chill with the grunts on the lower decks.
In case you're curious, I am a certified amateur(*) goofball with a factory-misconfigured(**) brain, a permanently welded-on pair of rose-tinted glasses, a quirky sense of so-called humour, a deep fascination with the Hooman condition, a smattering of weird kinks, an overactive imagination run amuck, and a tendency to get in trouble for any of those traits. I am also a projection of a fairly unremarkable random schmuck, who enjoys the compartmentalization, freedom, and occasional escapism that the separation between a pseudonymous online persona and the real-life person behind the keyboard offers.
---
(*) Can't call myself a professional if I'm not getting paid for it.
(**) Too late to do anything about it now as it's long out of warranty.
I go by "Lurker" or "Al Terego", but you can call me Al, or "goof" if you consider yourself a friend (which is always a possibility since I have come here to chew bubblegum and make friends, and I'm all out of bubblegum).
I have dabbled in roleplaying for quite a while, tabletop (D&D - as a player and a DM) in the past and freeform on other sites, although I am currently a little burned out on writing.
See you around,
-- Lurker
